So I'm sitting with my funniest client (see previous post) and he tells me he's been having problems with his brothers lately.

"What kinds of problems?"
"Oh, fightin' and cussin', you know!"
"Are you calling your brothers names?"
"No, they call me names all the time."
"Like what?"
"Man, like, the B word! I can't say it here", he starts to whisper, "because it's not nice to say it, but I'll spell it for you..."
"That's okay, you don't have to, I think I know what you're talking about."
"No, really, I'll spell it for you. You know, B-E-A-C-H. I don't think he should be calling me that!"